A Struggle in Arlington Heights

The outside of this house gave no indication of the battle raging inside.

The living room seemed tasteful. Conservative. And quiet. Too quiet.

Let's check out the upstairs.

Hm. I think I saw this bedroom once in a Tommy Hilfiger shoot.

Wait, what's that coming from the other bedroom?

Holy what the...?

It looks like the fold-up mattress inside this sofa bed has lived with the shame of those weird cushions long enough. When it finally manages to throw them off, it'll be free.

And then, it's going to do something about those damned curtains.